while you may have thought that
chuck norris is amazing...
here's some reasons why
vladimir putin
is undoubtedly superior.
-single handedly took down a rabid snow leapord with
absolutely no protection, and then measured its fangs.
-has kgb training and was a chief officer in east germany
-hunted bareback on a horse in siberia with a sniper rifle
-raised the post-soviet economy of eastern europe
out of nothing and back into being a world power
-has several black belts, specializing in the manly form of judo
-took down the crime rate of russia in a short period of time,
sometimes aiding in cases personally- with his fists!
-tamed a mountain lion and had it play with his daughters
-personally tamed a forest fire with a single helicopter
-destroyed an entire gang organization single-handedly
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You see those protestors, Vladimir? I'm not sure. This cat looms suspicios. Like planning something against Baltic states. Y'know Russians tried to make Lettland in Lettland-Russian land. In 70s and last month. Imagine all the people living life in peace.
March 7th
Russian Fluttershy.
Jan 2nd
I have now become one with Mother Russia. Da.
Dec 25th
In Soviet Russia, strip favorites YOU.
Dec 25th
Chuck Norris is NOT a racist!!
Dec 23rd
Chuck Norris is a racist. So this guy wins by default.
Dec 22nd
no faulk he dosnt but CHUCK NORRIS HAS BOTH CHUCK NORRIS FTW WHAT WAHT
Dec 21st
Beards are the epitome of manliness. Any man who has one will automatically be more awesome then someone without a beard.
Dec 19th
Beards are irrelevant. He requires none. He wants his enemies to see his face before he throws them into a Mig's engine.
Dec 19th
Exactly Faulk! No beard!
Dec 19th
AAAAAAAAAAAAND she is a pegasus AAAAAAAAAAAND she tamed a manticore.
Dec 17th
Fluttershy is the head of the Fluttershy Federation.
Dec 17th
being head of the Russian federation means nothing if the title doesn't scare dragons.
Dec 17th
Yes, but .. no beard, so .. jury is still out ... Also, does Putin have a character in World of Warcraft? No. I didn't think so ...
Dec 17th
Yes, but is Fluttershy the head of all the Russian Federation? I don't think so.
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
...Well Fluttershy scared a dragon.
Dec 17th