I can't tell
if I have gas,
or if my mental
programs are
unravelling
at their very core...
Mayhaps you caught
that cerebellum smegma
that's been plaguing
the duchy of antioch
as of late.
smegma hast
smote
the duchy?!
not my sweet gizzard-
bated antioch...
Oh fi upon you
sir smegmatum!!
And now
infectulated
too am I!!
Look at how the palor
eclipses my once luscious
Shirley temple-esque
skull-coverings!
oh,
whatever
shalt be
done,
my fair
yitly?!
yitly?..
In times of
horrific
bum-
wipestry,
mild
kiestered
yitly
transforms
into I: the
poopee-
breath-ed
snurboltidrox
ravager of
smegma's
smittenings!
Why the hell are
you wearing a dress?
i'm not, you're
just
hallucinating
because
jesus
doesn't
love you.
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ah you freak me out... now where can i get a coffeemug?
Mar 13, '08