You know whats better than a Unicorn?
A Rainbow Unicorn
Know whats better than a Rainbow Unicorn?
A Rainbow NINJA Unicorn
I mean, who wouldn't want a Rainbow NINJA Unicorn!??
When you get a bruise, 5% of people try to remember where they
got it, 5% of people don't even know they have it and 90% poke it
to see how much it hurts.
That awkward moment;
When you're in the car,
and you look at the
people in the car next
to you, and they're
already looking at you.
Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off, too cold. One leg out,
perfect, until the awkward moment when the demon from
Paranormal Activity grabs it.
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE
Follow them around the house everywhere
Moo when they say your name
Run into walls
Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
Jump off the roof, trying to fly
Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people
At everything they say yell, Liar
Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
Try to swim in the floor
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i poke mine
April 16th
*Pokes bruise* Poke!
April 16th
I'm part of the 90%
April 16th
Cool
April 15th
Yes
April 15th
Copying a bunch of stuff from facbook?
April 7th