Hi kids! Welcome to The Uncle Bobo Show! Are you ready to sing? Come on, let's go!
Billy and his family Went on a holiday. They went down to Florida To laugh and dance and play.
Bill went in for a swim.
He didn't see the harm.
But when he came back out again
He was short an arm!
'Cause Rippy The Gator went CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP! Rippy The Gator went CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP! Passing the time By ending children's lives Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp!
Billy and his father Went out to play some catch, But Billy missed the pass Because his arm was unattached.
The ball flew past his shoulder
And it rolled into the swamp
When he went wading after it
His leg became a stump!
'Cause Rippy The Gator went CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP! Rippy The Gator went CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP! Passing the time By ending children's lives Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp!
Billy and his father Joined a three-legged race. They were tearing up the field No one could keep the pace.
But Billy tripped
and did a flip
And landed
in the muck
He was running
out of limbs
And also
out of luck!
'Cause Rippy The Gator went CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP! Rippy The Gator went CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP! Passing the time By ending children's lives Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp!
Billy was all dirty. He really had to wash But he couldn't use a towel 'Cause his limbs had been gnawed off.
He went into the water To get all clean and bright, But when he was finished He was only half his height.
'Cause Rippy The Gator went CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP! Rippy The Gator went CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP! Passing the time By ending children's lives Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp!
Billy's father rolled his wheelchair Up upon a hill. He wanted to take Bill Where he would not get killed.
But he left him on a slope
And into a swamp he rolled
They dragged out his head
But there was nothing
down below!
'Cause Rippy The Gator went CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP! Rippy The Gator went CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP! Passing the time By ending children's lives Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp.. Passing the time by ending children's lives Down in the bottom of the swamp. Down in the swamp!
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No, it's a parody from one of those types of songs!
August 2nd
IS that song from a baby/ kiddie show?
August 2nd