I think it's time our nations join forces against our common enemy.
kylesmomistan?
No, I'm talking about the very centre of the axis of asshattery...
humistan!
Humistan: a dismal land ruled by a mad despot
Cars are
bad
Barbecues
are bAd
bent on forcing his own vision of utopia on all around him
Everyone
must
live in a
condo
and sip
overpriced
frothy
coffees
to prop up his regime
he has powerful mullahs who claim divine authority behind his rules
For it is sin
to gaze upon
naked earth,
clothe her
in pavement
near your
homes
behold tom heartburn
grand mullah of fundamentalist namby pambyism
don't
believe
the bible
believe
only in
urban
planning
but behind the tinted
glass of their waterfront condos,
the humistanians bore
the heavy yoke of
oppression
it is time to liberate
humistan!
hoorah!
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