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did you ever check out those radio signals we received from the edge of the galaxy? yep. they're meat. say what? We picked up several in recon vessels and probed them all the way through. there's no doubt about it. They are meat. yep. they're meat. that's impossible. what about the radio signals? they use radio waves to talk but the signals don't come from them. the signals come from machines. yep. they're meat. so who made the machines? that's who we want to contact. they made the machines. that's what I'm trying to tell you: meat made the machines. yep. they're meat. that's ridiculous. how can meat make a machine? you're asking me to believe in sentient meat. yep. they're meat. Not asking. I'm tellin ya'-- these are the only sentient creatures in that part of the galaxy and they are made of meat. yep. they're meat. hmmph. maybe they're one of those carbon-based life forms that goes through a meat stage. yep. they're meat. nope. they're born meat and they die meat. we watched them through several of their life spans, which didn't take long. yep. they're meat. maybe they're only part meat. a meat head with an electron/plasma brain inside? nope. we thought of that. we probed them. they're meat all the way through. yep. they're meat. no brain? oh, there's a brain alright. but it's made out of meat. That's what I've been trying to tell you. yep. they're meat. so...what does the thinking? you are not understanding this at all, are you? the brain does the thinking. the meat. yep. they're meat. you're asking me to believe in thinking meat?! yes! thinking meat! concious meat! Loving meat! dreaming meat! the meat is the whole deal! are you beginning to get the picture or do I have to start all over? yep. they're meat. omygod! you're serious! they are made out of meat! we watched them through several of their life spans, which didn't take long. yep. they're meat. so what does the meat want? It wants to talk to us. we're supposed to talk to meat?! yep. we watched them through several of their life spans, which didn't take long. yep. they're meat. so they actually do talk? they use words, ideas, concepts? It wants t we're supposed to talk to meat?! yep. except they do it with meat. but you said they use radio- they do, but what do you think is on the radio? meat sounds. you know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? yep. they're meat. um, yeah... they talk by flapping their meat at eachother. they can even sing by squirting air through their meat. yep. they're meat. ohmygod, singing meat... so what do we do? yep. they're meat. we Ignore them. I was hoping you'd say that.

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