did you ever check out
those radio signals we
received from the
edge of the galaxy?
yep. they're meat.
say
what?
We picked up several in
recon vessels and probed
them all the way through.
there's no doubt
about it. They are meat.
yep. they're meat.
that's impossible.
what about the
radio signals?
they use radio waves to talk
but the signals don't come
from them. the signals
come from machines.
yep. they're meat.
so who made the
machines? that's
who we want
to contact.
they made the machines.
that's what I'm trying to
tell you: meat made
the machines.
yep. they're meat.
that's ridiculous.
how can meat
make a machine?
you're asking me to
believe in sentient meat.
yep. they're meat.
Not asking.
I'm tellin ya'--
these are the only sentient
creatures in that part of
the galaxy and they
are made of meat.
yep. they're meat.
hmmph.
maybe they're one of those
carbon-based life forms that
goes through a meat stage.
yep. they're meat.
nope. they're
born meat
and they
die meat.
we watched them through
several of their life spans,
which didn't take long.
yep. they're meat.
maybe they're only
part meat. a meat
head with an
electron/plasma
brain inside?
nope. we thought of that.
we probed them. they're meat
all the way through.
yep. they're meat.
no brain?
oh, there's a brain alright.
but it's made out of meat.
That's what I've been
trying to tell you.
yep. they're meat.
so...what does
the thinking?
you are not understanding
this at all, are you?
the brain does the thinking.
the meat.
yep. they're meat.
you're asking me
to believe in
thinking meat?!
yes! thinking meat! concious
meat! Loving meat! dreaming
meat! the meat is the whole deal!
are you beginning to get
the picture or do I have to
start all over?
yep. they're meat.
omygod! you're
serious! they
are made out
of meat!
we watched them through
several of their life spans,
which didn't take long.
yep. they're meat.
so what does
the meat want?
It wants to
talk to us.
we're supposed
to talk to
meat?!
yep.
we watched them through
several of their life spans,
which didn't take long.
yep. they're meat.
so they actually do talk?
they use words,
ideas, concepts?
It wants t
we're supposed
to talk to
meat?!
yep. except they
do it with meat.
but you said
they use radio-
they do, but what do you
think is on the radio?
meat sounds. you know how
when you slap or flap meat,
it makes a noise?
yep. they're meat.
um, yeah...
they talk by flapping their
meat at eachother. they can
even sing by squirting
air through their meat.
yep. they're meat.
ohmygod,
singing meat...
so what do we do?
yep. they're meat.
we Ignore them.
I was hoping
you'd say that.
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IT'S A COOKBOOK!!
March 7th
wow nice strip and aliens!!! XD
March 6th
it's long but funny
March 5th
lol but how'd u get so many panels!?
March 5th
it WAS on fp
March 5th
I love it!
March 5th
I have the urge for meat now... *Starts eating my arm* LFK!
March 5th
nice job man
March 5th
LKF!!!
March 5th
suddenly I want to bre a vegetarian.
March 5th
March 5th
Uzi, you've made a quintillion strips, but I like thsio one the best ! LKF! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
March 5th
LMAO! Too funny!
March 5th
This is so funny, I really think this exchange is one of the best ever..... I mean... who would really take talking meat seriously.. Brilliant..Geat Job!!
March 5th
*begins to gnaw self* MEAAT!
March 5th
They're made out of meat. I've always wanted to read that story.
March 5th
Somehow, I think this is VERY accuate!
March 5th