Last night, I went to Kennywood, and Imet up with the Italian Mafia and a couple of Neo-Nazis. They were trying to resurrect a Mesopotamian God, so I burned their lair to the ground with a flare gun and saved the entire amusement park. You know, same-old same-old.

Well I just destroyed a small solar system, with a pelvic thrust, same old, same old.

I somehow overthrew Obama using advanced nuclear weapons and became president. Boring day, huh?

in a past life I started the American Revolution

My day was boring, too. I was at the mall, and went to the WC. There was some guy there called Osama. He seemed nice to me. Then I went back to the mall. Boring day, huh?

Meh. I dropped an atomic bomb on 12 major African countries. So, how was your day?