When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,
And bring so much happiness...just as they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.
Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
I'm moving in!!!!
I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues,
And I'll bounce on the furniture...wearing my shoes.
I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
When they're on the phone and just out of reach,
I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.
Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
sugar
When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat,
I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
And when they get angry...I'll run...if I'm able!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click,
I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.
I'll take off my socks and throw one away,
And play in the mud 'til the end of the day!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,
I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.
My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
And say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!"
god Bless All Moms and Grandmas Everywhere!
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August 23rd
Yep made me smile too
August 23rd
Everything about this is wonderful! Full of magic and whimsy! I love it.
August 23rd
Did anyone else notice the Cookie Monster?
August 23rd
I love this!! So well made!
August 23rd
And your illustrations are positively brilliant! (Y'know, when my kids were young, the worst curse I would lay on 'em when they got me really mad was, "I hope when you grow up and have kids, you have a dozen just like you!" Never dreamed I could do THIS! ;) )
August 23rd
Made me laugh quite loud and gave me a great big smile.
August 23rd
This was one of those viral E-mail poems someone sent to me a long time ago that I kept. I do not know who the original author was. But the older I get the more meaning it holds.
August 23rd