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still thankgiving,
dad is shaving...
shit!
dad, what is 'shit?'
shaving
cream!!
oh
mom is stuffing
the turkey. she burns herself...
fuck!!!
mom, what's 'fuck'?
the stuffing in the turkey!!!
doorbell rings, whole family's here for the holidays...
timmy, will you get that?
okay dad
timmy opens the door, loks at all his relatives and says:
"welcome bastards and bitches! may i please have your boobs and hairy balls? dad's in the bathroom putting shit on his face and mom's in the kitchen fucking a turkey!"
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Thats so funny!
Jan 19th
I've laughed until tears with this strip! Great Uzi!
Dec 2nd
I have heard this one before but it NEVER gets old!!!!!!!
Sep 3rd
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April 21st
I laughed so hard I choked.
Feb 22nd
I laughed so hard...XD
Dec 18th
I laughed my freaking ass off over and over again!!! So f@%*#&g funny!!!
Nov 29th
nice
Oct 10th
Maria, you have no respect, this comic is hilarious!
Sep 23rd
August 11th
hahahha very funy it is so not cool
August 7th
July 18th
HAHAHAAHAHA!!!
June 19th
June 3rd
LAUTHS MY BEEPING B***S OF
June 3rd
LOL
June 3rd
lol
April 23rd
ROTFLMAO
April 14th
I PEED IN MAH PANTS READING THIS!!!!
April 10th
*laughs so hard she falls off chair* i get it.
April 5th
OOPS! I nearly wet myself!
Feb 27th
lkf!
Feb 23rd
LKF
Feb 1st
lkf
Nov 23rd
LMAO!
Oct 16th
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 10th
lol lmao
Sep 18th
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hahahahahahahah (laughing my @$$ off for an hour) LKF
Sep 12th
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July 30th
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April 4th
OMG THATS SO FUNNY!
Feb 21st
awesome
Nov 12th
August 30th
i love it!!!!!!!!!!
April 3rd
HAHAHAAAAAAAA LOL!
Feb 8th
omg! lololololololololol!
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
HA! classic! I remember when they had these from when I was a kid! but this is AWESOME!
Feb 8th
LMAO THAT IS SO FUNNY! I LAUGED FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES!
Feb 8th
hahaha! soo funny!! almost laughed my ass off! :P
Dec 27, '08
Great punchline! Love LK!
Dec 23, '08
Not. Right. LMMFAO.
Dec 21, '08
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Aug 21, '08
ROFL! I did something like that when I was three.
Jul 30, '08
too great!
Jul 21, '08
ha!!!!!!!! *gasp* best 2 part strip evah
Jul 13, '08
great!!!!!!!
Jun 7, '08
Ha!ha!Very good!
May 12, '08
Uggh.
Apr 27, '08
Twisted as usual...more please!
Apr 27, '08
nice one dude
Apr 26, '08
hilarious!
Apr 26, '08
Frickin hilarious. Fav'd
Apr 26, '08
flagged it myself
Apr 25, '08