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What spell?!
The old enchantress
went on to tell the
couple
that she had
placed a spell on their
house.
In the past, when you were no more than a babe,
your father brought his young wife and you to this cottage.
They were a handsome couple, but not handsome neighbors.
You see, your mother was with child and she had developed
an unusual appetite. She took one look at my beautiful garden,
and told your father that what she wanted, more than anything
in the world, was -- Greens, greens, and nothing but greens:
Parsley, peppers, cabbages and celery,
Asparagus and watercress and
Fiddleferns and lettuce!
He said 'all right,'
But it wasn't, quite,
'Cause I caught him in the autumn
In my garden one night!
He was robbing me,
Raping me,
Rooting through my rutabaga,
Raiding my arugula and
Ripping up the rampion
I should have laid a spell on him right there.
Could have turned him into stone,
Or a dog, or a chair,
Or a sn-- [drifts off into a momentary trance]
But I let him have the rampion,
I'd lots to spare.
In return, however,
I said 'Fair is fair; You can let me have the baby
That your wife will bear.
And we'll call it square.'
I had a brother?!
no, You had a sister.
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Ep. 9*
Feb 4th
Dude, I love the rap. I still remember it like it was yesterday. I want to give spoilers, but alas, i cant.
Feb 3rd
Mature for the "raping me" part I'm guessing..
Feb 3rd