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so was with my dog toto and I told him ''toto I don't think we are on Kansas anymore!!!'', then I saw the wicked with from mexico with a house above her and she was wearing this read sparkly shoes, then a bubble lady came and told me and toto to walk on the yellow brick floor.... sadly toto punched me on the head and gave me a concussion.... after I had that concussion i FELL ON A HOLE!!!, THEN i FOUNND OUT i TURNED INTO A BLONDE GIRL NAMED ALICE!!!, THEN i SAW THIS CAT THAT COULD SMILE WITHOUT IT'S BODY... CREEPY HUH?. BUT AFTER THAT i SAW THIS REALLY MEAN FLOWERS AND THEY WERE CALLING ME KIM KARDASHIAN AND SNOOKI!!! SO ONE OF THE FLOWERS WAS AN ALICE-EATER AND IT ATE ME!!!... INSIDE THAT FLOWER THERE WAS THIS REALLY SMALL FOREST WITH A HOUSE AND THEN i GOT SMALLER AS THE SIZE TO LIVE ON THAT HOUSE, i WALKEDINTO THE HOUSE AND SAW 7 BEDS!!!! i THOUGHT THAT WAS SO CREEPY AND WRONG!!!, i MEAN WHO HAS 7 BEDS ON ONE HOUSE!!!, BUT THEN THI WICKED WITH CAME TO THE HOUSE AND OFFERED ME AN ORANGE, i SAID ''NO!!!, THE ONLY WITCH i TRUST IS THE WICKED WITH FROM MEXICO!!!, SHE GAVE ME SPARKLY SHOES WHEN SHE WAS DEAD!!!'' SO i SHUT THE DOOR ON HER BUT BEFORE THAT SHE LEFT THE ORANGE... BUT THAT ORANGE WASN'T JUST A NORMALK ORANFE IT TALKED!!! AND IT WAS ANNOYING, IT WAS SO ANNOYNG THAT IT'S NAME WAS THE ANNOYING ORANGE!!! SO AFTER THE ANNOYING ORANGE ANNOYED ME ALOT i SAID ''HEY ORANGE... YOU ARE ANNOYING'' THE ANNOYING ORANGE GOT MAD AT ME SO IT JUMPED INTO MY HEAD AND GAVE ME ANOTHER CONCUSSION!!! AFTER THAT CONCUSSION me and my ''sister'' gretel were walking on the forest as our mean father left us on the forest alone and we saw a candy house... and it had cotton candy!!! after we ate the cande house we were extremly fat and the wicked witch who lived there slapped me on the head wich gave me another concussion. and afer that concussion i FOUND MYSELF WALKING INTO A CASTEL INSIDE THAT CASTEL, THERE WAS TALKING FURNITURE... THEY WERE REALLY FRIENDLY AND THEN i SAW A BEAST... AND IT'S NAME WAS ''THE BEAST'',, THE BEAST TRIED TO EAT ME BUT i KIKCED THE BEAST ON THE NUTS TURNING HIM INTO ''THE BIT '' FOR TRYING TO EAT ME!!! BUT aFTER THAT IT GAVE ME ANOTHER CUNCUSSION... AFTER THHAT OTHER CONCUSSION i WAS KISSING A FROG!!!! BUT IT TURNED OUT THATA THE FROG WAS POISONOUSS... SO MY LIPS GOT INFLAMATED UNTIL THEY EXPLOTED aND GAVE ME ANOTHER CONCUSSION... THEN I woke up and found out it was just a dream... or so I thought as my tv exploted and gave me a cuncussion. and then I woke up again but on real life and said ''oh cra I hate concussions!!!'' p I made this story on the bus when we were going on a trip... CH