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We catch Cody, Alex, and Brenden sitting in someone's house doing something. Gripping intro, right? I forget alex, how'd you get in this series again? I obviously just appeared, now shut up and let me watch... Why did I hang out with these two at the same time? they hate each other... Suddenly, a pop near the ceiling along with a flash of light announces the arrival of another person to the mix The smoke clears to reveal a pale-faced figure... Blah! I am count suckula! I'm going to suck your blood! Didn't you hear me?! Yes... Sure... Sort of... Why aren't you afraid?! Twilight... Twilight... I don't know... Suckula lands on the floor and starts pouring his heart out... Those damn books ruined my whole life. I haven't had a decent victim in centures... Yep... I mean, I cant understand being obsolete, but due to those stupid movies, I lost my pension with the blood bank and got evicted from my apartment, so now I'm desperate or work, please forgive me... Times are bad... Aww... that's so sad Alex, seriously... Come on, he's homeless and he's desperate... Fine... Stupid friggin' vampire... Yep, you're *ow* welcome count... Fuckin' vampires... Kids, I can't thank you enough for your hospitality. I can see we'll be best friends for a long, long time... Welcome Alex Bidner and count suckula to the strip, ladies and gentlemen. As you can see, the good news is that Alex will be around for a while. However, the perverted count suckula will be around for just as long. We shall see where these new additions take the strip. See you readers next time... The End...

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