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HOLY COW! A LITTLE BIRD TOLD ME THAT WE FIGHT LIKE CATS AND DOGS TILL THE COWS COME HOME. WE'RE SUCH SILLY GOOSES AND CRY CROCODILE TEARS.
WE ARE COLD FISH AND HOTDOGGERS, EARLY BIRDS AND NIGHT OWLS, LONE WOLVES, SOCIAL BUTTERFLIES, OLD CROWS, LAME DUCKS, SITTING DUCKS AND DEAD DUCKS.
WE'RE BIG FISH IN SMALL PONDS, WE FOLLOW THE PECKING ORDER OF THOSE WHO RULE THE ROOST AND DON'T WORK FOR CHICKEN FEED, BECAUSE IT'S A DOG-EAT-DOG WORLD.
WE'RE PARTY ANIMALS AND LOVE TO FISH FOR COMPLIMENTS. WE ARE CLOTHESHORSES THAT WEAR TURTLENECKS AND HUSH PUPPIES.
WE'RE YOUNG BUCKS IN PUPPY LOVE WITH FOXY CHICKS IN PONYTAILS THAT GIVE US GOOSE PIMPLES AND BUTTERFLIES IN OUR STOMACH.
WE HAVE A WHALE OF AN APPETITE AND EAT LIKE PIGS, DRINK LIKE FISH, STUFF OURSELVES TO THE GILLS AND WOLF OUR FOOD. YET OTHERS EAT LIKE BIRDS.
I'M ANTSY, CRABBY, PIGHEADED, AND NO SPRING CHICKEN. SO LET'S GO HOG WILD AND BE EAGER BEAVERS. WHAT A HOOT! NOW BUZZ OFF!
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But it was funny!
April 18th
Uh... Reading that made me dizzy!!
April 18th
WOAH
Sep 21st
It's a zoo in here!!!
July 28th
wow, my brain hurts just thinking that you thought this... amazing!
March 12th
You are my hero.
Dec 20, '08
Every one of these expressions is familiar to just about everyone, yet I'm amazed that you were able to recall so many of them ! Great job !
Dec 4, '08
...and I'm as happy as a pig in poo. Don't believe me? Doesn't the Pope poo in the woods?
Dec 3, '08
Karen, you drive me bats
Nov 30, '08
HAHA EXCELLENT!!!
Nov 30, '08