OXYMORON
GRAMMARDONERIGHT.COM
MMM...I HAD THE
MOST DELICIOUS
JUMBO SHRIMP
for lunch today.
CAN IT BE
SHRIMP AND
JUMBO?
THE ONLY BAD PART
WAS WE ate
WITH PLASTIC
SILVERWARE.
WAS IT
PLASTIC OR
SILVER?
YOU SHOULD HAVE
SEEN THE WAITERS,
THEY WERE ALL
HALF NAKED!
THEY WERE
EITHER NAKED
OR NOT.
I'll tell you,
it was pretty
ugly!
PRETTY
and
ugly?
Do You realize you use a lot of oxymora when you talk?
AN OXYMORON IS A FIGURE OF SPEECH THAT TAKES TWO CONTRADICTORY TERMS AND PUTS THEM TOGETHER TO EXPRESS TWo CONTRASTING QUALITIES IN ONE CONCEPT.
Good Grief!
Can grief
be good?
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Can we b freinds?
April 18th
You make me Half Crazy!
Dec 13th
You're making me feel mighty weak
July 28th
This is where she eats, shoots, and leaves.
Dec 22, '08
This series is terribly good!
Nov 9, '08
Lucky they didn't end up having a 'Friendly argument' there.
Nov 9, '08
aha.. another crusader...we'll get them on track. maybe you should go over to-too-two and there-their-they're... lots of work to do!
Nov 9, '08