hello, brand-new
pencil.
I have need of
your services.
now, you may
think that since I
selected you from
among all those
pencils in the box
that you are
special.
however.
you are
not.
in fact,
I am not
even going to
employ you for
my primary
purposes.
no, I will be
drawing with
other pencils.
and as
for you...
I'm just
using you
for your
eraser!!
you are
nothing!!
I'm sorry, pencil.
that wasn't
very nice.
Boy, was I
an ass.
I'm really sorry,
can you forgive
me?
...
hell no,
jerkwad!
*beAch
slap!!*
well,
damn.
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haha BAD PENCIL!
June 6th
I'll stick with my mechanical pencil.
Nov 24th
what the freak??
Nov 13th
That's why I use pens.
Nov 11th
Stop Pencil Abuse. The Pencil Federation of Ontario.
Nov 11th
LOL ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING AND FUNNIEST COMIC EVER! LKF!
Nov 8th
Nov 8th
"When inanimate objects attack."
Nov 8th
Now this I didn't expect.
Nov 8th
Nov 8th
Buahahah!
Nov 8th
*dies laughing!*
Nov 8th
Really, I don't think I should be forgiven. That slap was entirely deserved. So, asking for forgiveness was just me continuing to be a jerk. Oh, it is a vicious cycle.
Nov 8th