TODAY, I SAW A MAN WITH NO LEGS DOWNTOWN,
I JUST BOUGHT A
GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL.
A FRIEND OF MINE DIED
AFTER FORNICATING WITH
AN INMATE AT THE PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL.
MY WIFE LEFT ME LAST WEEK
'COZ SHE SAYS I'M A
COMPULSIVE GAMBLER.
I GOT A CALL FROM THE
PHONE COMPANY SAYING THAT
MY BILL WAS OUTSTANDING.
I GOT A CALL FROM THE
PHONE COMPANY SAYING THAT
MY BILL WAS OUTSTANDING.
YESTERDAY I GOT PUNCHED OUT
BY A MAN WHO COULDN'T SEE, HEAR, FEEL, TASTE OR SMELL. I TOLD HIM THERE WAS NO CALL
THE CREDIT CRUNCH HAS
FINALLY HIT JAPAN.
AND THE SUMO BANK WENT
BELLY UP!!!
WANNA' BUY A 60-INCH PLASMA TV FOR $100? THE VOLUME BUTTON DOESN'T WORK BUT
FOR THAT PRICE,
YOU CAN'T TURN IT DOWN!!!
I AM WOMAN! HERE ME
r
ROAR!
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the sound its so loud AHHHH
June 29th
There are no buttons at all on that TV...
Oct 14, '08
lol !kudos!
Oct 14, '08