Your homework isn't missing; it's just having an "out-of-notebook experience."
The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged."
You're not sleeping in class; you're "rationing consciousness."
You don't have smelly gym socks; you have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."
You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."
You're not being sent to the principal's office. You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building."
Kids don't get in trouble anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."
You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."
You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
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totally true axun
Dec 5th
I should have told my teachers I was "rationing consciousness" back when I was in school
Sep 17th
LKF!
Sep 15th
not to boar you, but, i think to be policticaly correct, calling someone mexican american is wrong. but at the same time you call yourself a full american. but by those standards of calling someone mexican american just by were there mother or father were born, you would have to call yourself a european amarican.i belive if you want to be completly politicaly correct, then everybody that is born in america is an american. it doesn't matter where there mother or father were born. it just matters where they were born.
Sep 15th
I 'll have to remember to use that "rationing consciousness" one.
Sep 15th
These are pretty dang funny...
Sep 15th
Like the elderly, I DESPISE these terms! Politically "correct" is socially incorrect!
Sep 15th
How would we all get along, if not for PC?
Sep 15th
Ha, I can pass this out to my students.
Sep 15th
hahah must have a shirt with ;rebellious follicle syndrom' on it
Sep 15th