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if you are quite done
jacking off to your
own self pity, you owe
me a few answers, bub!
starting with, what the
hell you got my
brother into!
Oh, you aren't near
sorry yet, but you will
be! if you ever try to
push me away like that
again, I will castrate
your ass! Understood?
Pan, I'm
sorry.
Push you--
Pan, I'm telling
you the truth!
Well, duh!
And don't you think it's
hard enough to hear
without your moping
and oh-so guilty
conscience!
What's worse is You already
decided how I'd react before
i even arrived! That's why
you've been so cagey; you
were trying to put off losing
me! Oh, poor wittle dougie,
your life is over 'cause pan
won't play with you no more!
Once upon a
time, there
were six
crazy kids and
a dog. We ran
around our
little town
with ghost
hunting
equipment
bought at
radioshack.
then These kids,
they stumbled
on some very
bad, very
dangerous
men, and that
wasn't like a
cartoon.
we were
like our
very own
cartoon.
Rich Ginnie was taken
for ransom, Walker, damon and Dougie were beaten near
unconscious, and
the dog was shot.
only Two got
away unseen.
The smart one, alex,
went for the cops.
I always did have
a lousy temper. I
burst in with
nothing but an
iron bar and
righteous
indignation. And
very rightly, they
tried to shoot me.
Dougie took the
bullet.
but...
but...
I do want to hate
dougie right now,
but I can't. And I
certainly can't
hate him more than
he does himself.
Well, let me tell you something,
buddy, you don't get to decide
how I'll react to anything! only
I get to decide that!
You will respect both my right
to know everything and my right
to decide for myself, or we will
have issues. Do you understand?
what you will do is tell me the
whole story from beginning to
end, sparing nothing, and then and
only then will i decide if you are
worth the time and energy to hate.
dougie stared at me, utterly
flummoxed. Whatever he'd
expected, it wasn't what I gave
him.
Slowly, it began to filter in
that I wasn't going to toss
him to the crows, not yet,
anyway.
dougie stared at me, utterly
flummoxed. Whatever he'd
expected, it wasn't what I gave
him.
dougie stared
at me, utterly
flummoxed.
Whatever he'd
expected, That
little speech
hadn't been it.
seriously, is the
man so crippled
by his own guilt
that he thinks I'd
toss every sacrifice
he ever made for me
to the curb? Just
what kind of a
person does he
think I am?
Slowly, he began to realize that
he wasn't going to suffer a slow
impalement on the nearest stake,
or death by screaming harpy.
not yet, anyway.
He began to laugh then,
soft, relieved chuckles,
a condemned man given
a reprieve. He looked up
at me with a cautious
hope that was dampened,
but not dashed, by my
scowl.
His jaw slowly sank, followed quickly by
the rest of him. It's as if his legs
simply...gave out, as if tension were the
only thing that kept him standing. He slid
down the cabinet, collapsing into a
man-sized puddle near the base.
Then he suddenly
reaches out and
does something
very...dougie.
courting the disaster
that is my temper, he
decides to make a quip.
Not if you
had a gold
plated dick.
I quip back, and the
circle of life is
complete. Now he'd
better man up and
open up, or I really
will impale him by
morning. And not in
a good way.
Pan, Marry me.
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WAIT! He DOESN'T have a gold plated dick!?
Oct 7th
marry him pan he needs you in his life.please marry him, please,please,pleassssse
August 29th
i would....lol i love this series! LKF!!!
August 17th
haha
August 14th
I am blown away. This is AMAZING!!!!
August 5th
I don't think it's the ass that is castrated . . . A gold plated what?!
August 3rd
This...has got to be the best story I have ever read.
August 2nd
Wait, wait, wait! Where did that creepy backstory come from? Oooh, this goes from good to better!
August 2nd
Agreed with Tancid and knytrydr! Wow! I love this series!
August 2nd
this is genius!
August 2nd
Ooh, it just keeps getting better and better! Brilliant writing, marvelous visuals; wonderful drama and humor both. You've got it all!
August 2nd