Proceed.
Are you scared we're on live?
No, I'm sure I can cope.
Well, this show
isn't broadcast in
Cinemascope!
I never drink one chocolate malt
no desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs!
This one will never get a date in those hand-me-down clothes!
Ha kid, she'll never get a date till daddy buys her a new nose!
I would say Oi guevalt! If I wasn't miss Baltimore crabs.
Do you dance like you dress?
Amber, there's
no need to be cruel.
Would you swim
in an integrated pool?
I sure would! I'm all for integration! It's the new frontier!
Not in Baltimore, it isn't!
And may I be frank.
First impressions can be tough and when I saw you I knew it! If your size weren't enough your last answer just blew it!
And so my dear, so short and stout, you'll never be in so were kicking you out! With your form and your face, oh, it isn't your fault! Just down with a case of Miss Baltimore Crabs! ergh you may go.
Ummm...Thank you.
I think they secretly liked you!
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