Oh my god, Penny, there's Link, Link! I can't believe I'm really here auditioning!
I can't believe I'm really here watching you audition!
Front step, cha-cha-cha, back step cha-cha-cha, side step, front step, back, and...
oh, Amber,
look at
this motly
crew! oh
this town
has sure
gone downhill
since I was
crowned miss...
Oh, mother not
more ancient history!
Oh, my God how times have changed, these girls must be blind, or completely deranged! But, time seem to halt when I was Miss Baltimore Crabs.
Amber, that move is far too dirty!
Mother, wake up
from that dream
of yours, this isn't 1930!
You can laugh, but life's a test! Don't do this, don't do that! Remember, Mother knows best! And the crown’s in the vault from when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs.
These steps are
perfect ammunition.
Let me show you how your Mommy dear
took out the competition.
Girls, go get them, boys lets rumba!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8! Those poor runner ups might still hold some grudges! They padded their cups, but I screwed the judges! Those broads thought they'd win if a plate they would spin in their dance..hahaha..not a chance!
Boys, put me down! Oh, good morning ladies, lets see what you got!
Twist, twist, twist, twist, mashed potato, mambo!
Ready, begin! On my show you'll never find a thrusting hip or bump and grind!
What’s that, a dance for flees and tics?
Oh, you should have seen my bag of tricks!
Oh I hit the stage batons ablaze while belting Aida and preparing SOUFLEES! But that triple somersault is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs!
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You're welcome!!!
May 8th
LOVE this song and LOVE your comic! Thanks for making!
May 8th