its still halarius though

not to be rude or anything, but, its "piece of filth" not "jerk"

This is the most awesome awsome of awesome awesomeness.

troll under meh

It will slowly digest you over 1000 years... sounds about right.

p.s. I'm obviously missing out on some good evening conversations.

Leia: "If only Han would get thrown into MY Sarlacc pit..."

"It's okay-- if we get thrown in, I know about this spot just inside the thing where, if you rub it just right, it'll be your friend forever."

You stole my sarlacc, and my joke! You've bested me once more Thom!