BoomMike, leader of the Boom Party
and candidate for Prime Minister of
Canada, responds to accusations that
he's handing out ministries like candy...
it is really
sickening the
way mudslinging
has entered
Canadian politics
in the last few
years! just as
sickening as this
accusation is!
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the over use of
sugar is known
have extremely
serious effects
on people's health
and I know I'm
nauseous at
certain low
minded opponents
using this sickly
sweet metaphor!
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the fact is that this is a big, big country
and there's way, way more things that
Canadians are concerned about than are
traditionally covered in cabinet ministries!
Canada is 9,984,670 square
kilometers making it the second
largest nation in the world!
- Boom Party Factoid
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the Boom Party wants to make sure that
the concerns of all Canadians are
addressed which is why every member of the
Boom Party shall have a cabinet position!
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Brian Nash
future minister
of spuds & squid
Prince Edward
Island
Tristaph
future minister
of recreational
rolling & software
development
Ontario
Ralph LeBeau
future minister
of cinema noir
& squid
Nova Scotia
Polar149
future minister
of weather
balloons &
crop circles
Saskatchewan
nuchtchas
future minister
of sugar pie
& poutine
Nova Scotia &
New Brunswick
here is but a sample of some of the new
and exciting ministries coming your way!
and we've even got
Ministers from the very,
very northern reaches
of our great land...
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it looks like a
polar bear got him!
Seeing just how far your tax dollars can go!
the boom party
and we apparently still have
openings in some outlying areas...
Paid for by the committee to spread tax dollars from sea to sea to sea.
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Now those faces look honest!
April 18th
Openings... hmm... I wonder how my name would look on one of those signs on my lawn...
April 18th
April 18th
There are communities all the way up into the arctic circle. Habitable is one thing, comfortable is quite another!
April 18th
But how many of those sq.km are habitable, eh? Minister of Poutine. That's a job I could handle!
April 18th
w00t!!!!! Sugar Pie & Poutin are very important to Canadians as are Smarties, Aero Bars, Coffee Crisp, Bagged Milk and Donairs! Yeah I got the food down :)
April 18th
well these facts might make you win......nice
April 17th
April 17th