It can be cool being king.
first, i have groupies.
Pick me! pick me!
second, i get to make royal decrees
nooo!!!!
kill him!
sure boss
but it's not all
girls and kills.
for instance
they taste all
my food.
seriously?
Then there's Jeeves.
after you defecate, sir,
it would be my honor to
clean your posterior.
how many times
do i have to tell you,
i can wipe my own
butt!
and I have the
world's worst jester.
got a good one for you king.
why did the chicken cross the
road?
arrggghh!
But don't think i'm
giving it up. what other
job let's you raise taxes,
start wars and torture
people.
owww!
The Pain,
the pain!
torture dude
cracks me up.
yes, it's good to
wear the crown
knock,
knock...
would someone
please kill
the jester!
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I think Newt Gingrich has been down to Tiffanys getting fitted for one too.
Dec 2nd
I missed it but he sure thinks of himself as a monarch.
Dec 2nd
Didn't Michael Bloomberg make about the same speech a few days ago? Like, "I have the seventh largest army in the world" sort of thing.
Dec 2nd
I'm going to burgerking and get me one of them.
Dec 2nd