That's because I've discovered something
that other sophisticated women know.
Dr. Percy's Carbonized Flakes are enriched with 8 essential toxins and contaminants
to kill anything they find as they grind and scour their way through your insides.
I'M FULLY
RELAXED WITHOUT
A CARE IN THE
WORLD...
Only Dr. Percy's Carbonized Flakes are created from the most perfect and desirable flakes of coal, charred sawdust and sand for the most complete internal scouring from your charming smile to your nether regions.
DR. PERCY'S
CARBONIZED FLAKES
Presently free in every box is a
free Hog Smacker confectionery bar.
Enjoy the goodness of peppercorn
rolled pork jerky coated in molasses
and fine Flemish chocolate.
HELLO
CHILDREN
HELLO
CHILDREN
HELLO
CHILDREN
HELLO
CHILDREN
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um... ill pass thank you.
August 27th
should i eat that for breakfast?
May 23rd
Free hog smacker?!
August 1st
I tried a box a minute ago and i have no care in this world.....lazy eye come back to me now!!!
June 21st
I guess I'm too late.. no more link to your poster. this series is too funny it really is one of my most very awesome favorite series.
April 10th
Oh boy! Free Hog Smacker! yum yum!!
Dec 31, '08
I found my perfect diet food for the new year! Thank you Dr. Percy!
Dec 29, '08
What about "now with added asbestos?" LOL! Killer stuff.
Dec 29, '08
I see they still have you on medication... lol :P where do you come up with this stuff?? LOL!!
Dec 29, '08