What's on the Video tape - Highlights
So, are you
good with
children?
SURE I AM!
I can swallow fire,
juggle knives,
and play an electric
Guitar with my toes!
NEXT!
Why do you
want this job?
I think maDdie
and I need
some more
time apart.
you mention
"Maddie" several
times in your
resume, who
is she?
my dog...
NEXT!
And why do
you want to
be Santa?
so I can show
america what
a real leader
can do!
I start with the
premise that the
function of leadership
is to produce more
leaders, not more followers.
NEXT!
you not
deny that i
are perfect
for job!
guess I can't...
yes! childs
will feast
on my
jolliness and
give praise to
santy claws!
okay... that's
enough...
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You're right! I do need time away from Maddie! Right now, I'm 5000 miles away from her! And that Santa will give me nightmares fro years to come!
Jun 28, '08
Much appreciated.
Jun 28, '08
wow scary santa
Jun 28, '08
thank you raving. uzi's lines are very specific. he will appreciate it. as do i.
Jun 28, '08
Due to the nature of the last joke, and my head being up my ass I have remixed this... hopefully for the better! Though... it was really hard to improve on something so horrible!
Jun 28, '08