ask your doctor
if damitol is
right for you.
man, I hate
watching tv live.
some users of damitol
have experienced symptoms of
mild dizziness or headache.
a common side effect is drowsiness,
so do not operate heavy
machinery while taking damitol.
mmm..
corn chips.
a small percentage of damitol users have experienced sensations of euphoria, megalomania, numbness in the groin, floating, anxiety, cranial inversion, electrified tonenails, and/or imminent lemur attacks.
in sompe people, rectal hemmoraging
or faCIAL DEFORMITY MAy occur. do not
take damitol near a micorwave, as this
increases your risk of 's.h.c.', or
spontaneous human combustion.
do not take damitol if you are currently taking ibuprofen or acetaminophen, as this may cause gastrointestinal sentience. damitol may also result in an unstoppable urge to consume shiny objects or small animals.
taking damitol while thinking about power tools will result in a rift in timespace, possibly sucking you into a parallel dimension, ask your doctor about damitol!
gotta get me
some of that.
and now, back to
america's funniest deaths!
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lol he said he goota get that lol
May 17th
lol, real comercial?
April 10th
i agree with D2000 i didnt boder reding it.
March 3rd
I didn't bother reading it.
Dec 30th
I can't read the bubbles
July 9th
S.H.C spontanious human combustion! lulz
May 31st
ULTRA SUPER RAINBOW LOL
May 23rd
damitol, eh? sounds like the new crack.... awesome!
Oct 12th
Mega LOL, Xin!
April 6th
damitol, damn it all, hehehe
March 16th
omg that is hilarius 5 out of 5 best comic all month, look at some of mine please?
Dec 6th
TAHTS AMAZING
Oct 9th
this is the funniest thing i've seen all day! ROFLOL!
March 26th
Two thumbs up man that was freakin awsome
Jul 10, '08
actually, by 'live' I meant 'not DVR'd', but I wasn't very clear on that point. The DVR's gotten kind of ubiquitous in our abode How did we ever live without it?
May 30, '08
Great one! Kudos on that dialog!
May 30, '08
Oh, wait.. I just got it... A LIVE broadcast of America's Funniest DEATHS?!?!?!? Better hope that camera crew doesn't show up on your doorstep!
May 29, '08
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
May 29, '08
electrified toenails AND an unstoppable urge to consume shiny objects? If it were just one or the other I'd give it a shot, but not BOTH!
May 29, '08
Brilliant/ "Gastrointestinal sentience" BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! 'SHC"....*sniff* good stuff!!!!
May 28, '08