do i become a bat? most fledgling vampires seem to think that they get to turn into bats at will. this is not true. a vampire's innate precautionary sense turns him or her into a bat while sleeping, thus disguising the vampire among all the other bats of the castle. however, you would be the only vampire sleeping in a coffin, so the angry mob could easily find out which bat you are. Some vampires will keep real bats in their coffins near the entrance of the castle to fool incoming peasants.
what are the advantages of becoming a vampire?
-discounted castle
-complimentary one-year subscription to bloodsuckers monthly
-$10 gift card to target
you may object: once you become a vampire, you could be killed by a stake in the heart or weakned by garlic! to that, I would say: "you can get killed by a stake in the heart or weakened by garlic as a human, too! what do you want to be, a blood elf?
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