I see terrible, terrible things
in your future, Mr. zambrozia...
your wife is going to
run off with your business
partner but not before taking
all your ill gotten money and
property away from you
destitute and with all who you
thought to be your friends turning their
backs on you as you wander the streets
aimlessly seeking out some kind of hope....
you will start to develop a sharp,
pulsating pain in your lower back
while at the same time you will find some
difficulty breathing and your vision
will begin to tint everything you see red
and finally for you, Mr. Zambrozia, will come a death of unimaginable agony from a disease with out a name and your body will lie unclaimed and your name will become soon forgotten
I've got a couple of extra fifties here
that say that if you look again you'll
see a much brighter future for me!
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The horror! Jk
May 17th
Oct 11th
Nice dude!
August 1st
kind of funny
July 24th
ouch. that is a harsh fortune
May 13th
April 29th
funyyyyyyyy
April 14th
Feb 9th
LOL
Oct 28th
Genie just got troll'd! :)
August 24th
okkk tht was good and not good
July 13th
lol fail!
July 4th
That's so funny!!!!!!!
April 23rd
i get it,
March 19th
took me a minute to understand but FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
March 14th
i dont get it. but 5.6 k views?! impressive
March 12th
COOOL I LIKE THE ENDING!!!
Feb 27th
that guy has a terrible life ahead. anyway very funny comic nice ending
Feb 26th
Dont get it
Feb 26th
COOL! you should make more onthis one(bribery 2)
Feb 24th
Relly Relly Goood lol
Feb 23rd
ohhhhhhhhh is there a nother part!!!
Feb 20th
aaye
Feb 18th
nice ending
Feb 12th
Great job keep on doing just that LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Feb 12th
i was close i thought u were gonna put the fortune teller sayin but if u give me some more mla ur future will look bttr. good job though
Feb 10th
hahahahahahahah lolz hahahahahahahahaah nice:)
Jan 31st
lol that just made my day ;)
Jan 30th
cool!!! lol!!!
Jan 29th
nice
Jan 29th
I will 2!heheheheheh
Jan 26th
Okay?!
Jan 26th
screwge
Jan 25th
hahaha!!!
Jan 15th
not bad
Jan 14th
agreed.
Jan 10th
lolz! hahahaha! thats going in my favz!! lolz!!:)
Jan 10th
Lindo!
Jan 1st
hahaha!
Dec 21st
THIS IS A AWESOME COMIC
Dec 18th
Then you have no sense of humor
Dec 15th
Yeah, I agree with MSSSTS!
Dec 9th
LOL at the strip and at Wheelnut's comment...
Dec 8th
Dec 8th
No no no, He shall be a starving artist that kills himself by smashing his head against that ball...
Dec 8th
You will die in Future Shop...
Dec 7th
You will die in a lightbulb factory...
Dec 7th
Sure, you will win the lottery and then you die.
Dec 7th