you come highly recommended
and I've got a job that needs
someone who's top notch
I'm the best there is and I
warn you, I am not inexpensive!
money is no object! I want
this dirt bag rubbed out and there
can be no evidence left behind!
oh, I am very discrete...
the police will find nothing
the chump I want whacked is a pro
himself so you'd better stealthy!
I am absolutely silent and
there'll be no embarrassing
details to be discovered later!
excellent!!! you
can begin at once!
unfortunately, I must stop by
the market first... there's this
old family recipe that requires
rather large quantities
of cabbage and beans
well, after
that then!!!
yes! after that I
will be both silent and
deadly! it's all going
to be quite a gas!!!
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Silent but deadly, funny.
May 8th
i dident know what he was saying until i saw the comments.
Nov 27th
this could get a little smelly
June 10th
LOL
May 5th
lol sounds like a normal dinner!!!
March 15th
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Feb 25th
Nice........ Is the boss wearing eye shadow?
Jan 4th
SUPER SAIYAN!!
Dec 6th
dont get it
Dec 1st
teehee
Nov 22nd
I watched this twice but now I finally get it!
Nov 20th
UMM!
Nov 16th
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! guy!!!!
Nov 16th
wow i would NOT wanna be the fat guy great job
Nov 15th
Fat guy is scary
Nov 11th
cool weird and nasty
Nov 6th
?!
Oct 28th
ha. you guys are so funny like making all these funny thing!
Oct 25th
I get it to!
Oct 24th
Oh... I get it.
Oct 24th
I like it.
Oct 19th
hahahaha i get it !!!!!
Oct 17th
thats funny !
Oct 12th
You are a GOD!
Oct 10th
hahahahah that is sooo brilliant
Oct 10th
This is GENIUS!!!
Oct 9th
nice ha lol
Oct 8th
Oct 7th