Jim, before you beam down
there are some safety
requirements you need to
hear. Are you listening?
Of course, Bones...I understand
how imperative it is to be safe
on an unknown...planet.
Alright. First off, you and the landing party are gonna need oxygen masks.
This planet’s got some vicious
harmful gasses runnin’ about in the
air, and breathing them would be
fatal.
Also, all of you will need
to carry a special skin
conditioner in case it rains.
The rain contains a bacteria that eats away the natural moisturizers of the skin; not fatal, really , but highly uncomfortable.
Do not drink the water, I can't
stress that enough. It will literally
shut down your brain.
Did you hear
any of that?
No.
I mean yes.
Why do we beam down to planets that
we can't do anything on...without
being uncomfortable or at least dead?
Fair enough.
It seems to give people
something to talk about.
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Peop;e never listen even in life threatning sitchuations!
April 13th
I DID NOT UNDERSTAND THAT AT ALL.....
June 10th
HA! thats real funny!!!
April 4th
It's really not.
Oct 16th
agree with you Stepanie
August 26th
i don't get it
May 6th
another thing in the original star trek... if u beam down to a plannet in a red shirt... you uh dont come beam back up
April 27th
awesome a little to awesome
Nov 19th
For a second there I thought the Captain drank the water.
Nov 18th
that was good!!!!
Nov 6th
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oct 10th
very good
Oct 9th
This is pretty funny!
Oct 4th
Wow, guys, really, who cares? Can't you just read a freaking comic without picking it apart?
Oct 3rd
true wheelnut
Oct 3rd
cool
Oct 1st
i agree with wheelnut but it was funny
Sep 25th
I don't think I've ever seen an episode of star trek where the away team wore any safety and/or life support equipment...
Sep 24th
Well.. I would.. Have to say.. This is the best... Comic.. Ever..
Sep 23rd