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Thank you for calling bittybank,
may I please have your 16-digit
account number?
I can’t.
That’s fine, may I please
have your SS number so
I’m able to find you?
“No!
How can I help you today?
I need my balance
right now!
Okay, I can help you with that, but I need to be able to look you up in the computer. Do you have your account number or your social security number?
I’m on a cell phone.
I can’t give you that,
it’s not SECURE!
Umm…okay? Would you like to call us back on a land line so that your call is more ‘secure’?
I’m busy! Can’t you jus
give me my balance?
I can as soon as I’m able to look you up in the computer. How would you like me to do that?
I’m not going to do your job
for you! Now tell me
my balance!
Okay, sir. Do you have
your credit card with you?
Yes.
Can you please take it out of your wallet and hold it above your head?
Okay, I’m doing that.
Thank you. i will now put you on hold while I contact NASA to move the satellite to your location and send us a picture.
just don’t take too
long about it!
hello?
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May 21st
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
I would do the same thing
May 15th
Reminds me of telemarketers... Oh the joy in life...
May 1st
this is EPIC
April 29th
I lol'd so hard !
April 24th
NICE!!!
April 24th
hahaha this is awesome
April 20th
cool
April 19th
this reminds me of the annoying customers I have to deal with everyday.."yes i need auto insurance, but i dont want to give any private info to you" smh
April 12th
so funny and true! FAVOURITE! Very good! Check out my new strip: http://www.b
itstrips.com/r/PM981
April 5th
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April 3rd
LOL!
March 26th
Hahaha, LOL
March 1st
she got bord that was funi!
Feb 18th
LOL!
Jan 27th
That's really funny! Awesomeness is upon us!
Jan 27th
I like this one..... I am just wondering what is going to happen next?
Jan 26th
It's kinda stupid
Jan 25th
That is the worst comic i have ever seen...i am groaning for shure!
Jan 25th
no comment
Jan 21st
he talks to much
Jan 15th
http://bitst
rips.com/r/TRL40
Dec 23rd
i did not understand
Dec 13th
hahaha that is the best one yet
Dec 13th
i don't get the point
Dec 10th
lol
Dec 6th
hahaha
Nov 20th
lol this is my fav
Nov 14th
omg aweosme and funny!!!!
Oct 17th
that dude doesnt understand sarcasim whan he heres it lolo
Sep 23rd
OMG HAHA!
Sep 9th
HAHA!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!
August 31st
hhahahahah love it ! how long did it take u
August 29th
lol
August 25th
LOL! thats so funny!
August 14th
Whhaat?
August 8th
tell me whats the meaning of this coz i dont get it T^T
August 7th
XD OMG THATS SO FUNNY !!!!
August 5th
XD Nice!
August 1st
nice
July 18th
http://bitst
rips.com/r/6SP20
July 17th
That was hilarious!! Rofl!!! xD
July 11th
that was funny move the satelite thats just jokes haha XD
July 7th
LOL!!!!
July 1st
lol
June 23rd
lol
June 16th
what kind of a moron was that?!
June 14th
ROFL
May 25th
awesome!!
May 20th
http://bitst
rips.com/r/39WXS Please Read This Strip
May 12th
heh!
May 6th
i guess its okay...
May 4th
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 2nd
lol
March 31st
Lol
March 17th
http://www.b
itstrips.com/user/427552/re
ad.php?comic_id=2265723&
;subsection=1 this is my top rated strip
Feb 19th
ha ha!
Feb 8th
stupid guy
Jan 27th
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL, and chickey123 has a point.
Jan 14th
cool that is so so true
Jan 4th
So true.
Jan 2nd
gotta love this
Dec 15th
201 COMMENT
Dec 13th
200th comnment
Dec 13th
that was hilarius
Dec 7th
i know
Dec 2nd
YOUR COMIC SUCKED
Dec 1st
yes he did lol
Nov 19th
The guy just failed
Nov 19th
Funniest comic i've seen. Nice job.
Nov 18th
piccalo u troller
Nov 6th
You made this on my birthday! Yay!
Nov 5th
That man is really stupid...So laugh if she did sarcasam and he heard it in her voice and said "You are gonna do it right?" Lol great comic!
Oct 30th
LOL
Oct 28th
Oct 24th
I soooo fell asleep zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Oct 22nd
not funny at all zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Oct 15th
look at my bit strip
Oct 12th
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Oct 12th
lol very funny
Oct 12th
sooooooo fun what a loser the boy was
Oct 12th
That is hilarious no groans either!
Oct 8th
sooooo.....FUNNY!!!!!
Oct 7th
nice.haha
Oct 2nd
LMAO Thats is soooo funny! lol
Oct 1st
LOL!
Sep 30th
???
Sep 26th
iv seen someone do that to my mom LOlz!
Sep 24th
hey, funny strip. i hav two and i like, just started using this website so if someone could please tell me wat u think of mine, please!! thx!
Sep 22nd
epic lol
Sep 20th
Oh, this is amazing! I can't believe I haven't seen this!
Sep 20th
cool
Sep 19th
funny but soso
Sep 18th
cool!
Sep 12th
good work :) come look to my stirps the are verry good :)
Sep 9th
eh makes no sence
Sep 5th
Er... Lol:) Funny :D :D
Sep 3rd
lol funny can everyone plz checkout my comics
Sep 2nd
LOLZ!!!!!
Sep 1st
Funny!!!
August 31st
BEST COMIC EVER! lkf a million times
August 29th
This is funny...LOL
August 28th
Lol.
August 27th
umm lol i guess
August 26th
ummmmm
August 26th
I agree with McFlurry369
August 24th
This is cool... but Connorjm, why don`t you try making this... i bet you that this comic took hours to make...
August 22nd
Yeah, yeah..
August 22nd
thats really funny lmao
August 21st
lolz awesome
August 13th
excuse me @12345connorjm
August 7th
1234connorjm I think it is perfect!
August 7th
YOU COULD MAKE IT A LITTLE SORTER
August 7th
awesome
August 6th
HI kat.f i saw your name in the cast nice going with this comic but i want more deatale in the next one
August 4th
This is sooo funny.
August 1st
HAHAHAHA Thats great.
July 27th
yo!!!! NIce ONE http://bitst
rips.com/r/7SNWP Check my this cool comic i bet you that you will laugh when you read it.. :)))
July 20th
July 18th
LOOOOOOLL!!!! HILARIOUS! xD
July 13th
weird
July 13th
This is actually the SECOND greatest comic made. The GREATEST comic made of all time is totd:Judge Judy
July 12th
Oh god this is soo funny!!! I'm gonna do that in my job!!!
July 12th
lol
July 12th
I love this... my newest favorite
July 10th
I love it http://bitst
rips.com/r/TRZ7P
July 9th
awwwwwwwsome!!!
July 9th
best comic i ever read
July 8th
1 of the best comics i ever read. :)
July 7th
haha check out my coics
July 6th
NICE!!
July 5th
lol
July 4th
haha !
July 4th
laugh
July 1st
check out my comics
June 28th
that just made my day
June 28th
LOL
June 28th
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June 26th
That was sooooooooo unexpecting i have to read it again
June 25th
HAHAHA!
June 23rd
lol!
June 23rd
YEA LAUGH ALL YOU CAN FAGGOTS!
June 23rd
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June 21st
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June 19th
wow
June 19th
June 19th
teehee
June 19th
LOL Hilarious :)
June 19th
lololololol
June 17th
lolz
June 16th
Now that belongs in the humer section!
June 15th
that actually just made my day lol
June 15th
amazing!
June 15th
Great comic!
June 12th
read my comics
June 11th
WOW,READ MY COMICS TOOOOOOOO!
June 11th
read my comics! and comment
June 9th
wow, that is a long story
June 9th
lo i sent it ton all my freinds LOL
June 8th
read my comics or i want give you presents
June 8th
excellent !! I like it
June 7th
wow... That guy was ddddumb!!
June 6th
that guy must be stuipd to follow that!
June 3rd
that was really dunb, sorry!?
June 1st
May 30th
funny..lmfao look at mine
May 28th
LOL!!
May 28th
nice and pretty funny
May 28th
nice
May 27th
uhhh...lol?
May 26th
Hey everyone! I just wanted to ask peeps to check out my comics! I figured most people would see this if I wrote this on one of the most funniest and top bitstrips!
May 25th
LOL SO CREATIVE AND FUNNY!
May 25th
LOL
May 25th
ah teehehehehehe silly ppl
May 24th
hahahahahahahah
May 24th
lol!
May 23rd
awesome comic it would be cool if you made an episode2
May 23rd
You should make a 2nd one where the guy shows up
May 23rd
wow nice
May 21st
lol but that guy is so stupid. thought i like it! :D
May 21st
lol
May 19th
hahaha
May 19th
very good work
May 18th
how do you make it so long? i can only go up to 9..
May 15th
:)
May 14th
lol i love this ! best comic ever! please check out mine!
May 14th
ahaha lol
May 12th
I Love This
May 12th
Haha!
May 11th
AWESOME ALSO CHECK MY COMICS
May 10th
l to the o to the l love it
May 8th
LOL
May 4th
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May 4th
WOWWWW!!!! ur really good
May 3rd
lol!!!!
May 2nd
good one!! Im new here so go ahead ignore me if youd like because im kindof shy
May 2nd
check out my comics umm it was kinda funny !
April 30th
dotheroar is such a troll read his comment!
April 30th
come see my comics!
April 29th
Jack, your stupid
April 29th
is he actually balancing like on 1 foot or somthing or his money ballance?
April 28th
Hysterical!!!
April 28th
not that funny
April 28th
65 % funny
April 26th
funny, but not so much
April 24th
not that funny
April 24th
LOL
April 24th
i dont get it
April 23rd
FUNNY!
April 23rd
boring
April 23rd
hm i-its ok
April 22nd
nice:)
April 22nd
i like the story in the commec
April 18th
Simply great!! I hope no one gets mad but, please check out my comics there quite funny and if you have any tips message me or comment! And once again Thomasilly amazing comic I couldn't stop laughing!
April 17th
read my comics and comment
April 17th
WOW (bizzare)
April 16th
April 16th
hahahaha totally funny!
April 16th
omg i didn't even need to read the comic to tell its gay.
April 15th
The person on the phone reminds me of elmer from crank yankers
April 15th
wow soo funny
April 15th
lol
April 14th
lololololol soo funny
April 14th
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April 13th
i am a creature with a seizure who likes doing this
April 12th
OMG THAT IS TOO FUNNY LOL! :P
April 11th
lol
April 9th
FUNNY!!!!!!!
April 8th
The guys deserves it.
April 6th
check out my comics and by the way thats extremely funny lkf
April 6th
WERID !
April 6th
thatz really funny! my comics are not as funny though... I LUV THIS COMIC!! <3
April 6th
lol XD
April 6th
LOL
April 5th
funny
April 5th
lol
April 4th
LOL!
April 1st
Chuckle chuckle chuckle
March 31st
Note to self: don't read extreamly funny comics while chewing a chocolate chip cookie and on a chair!!!!
March 31st
LOL
March 30th
noj9 ur a troll
March 30th
ha love it
March 30th
kinda funny not that much tho
March 29th
kinda funny but i dont really get it
March 29th
LUV IT!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!
March 29th
this is wierd
March 28th
wow. is this what has become of our internet!? laaaaaaaaaaaaaame
March 28th
(smurk)
March 27th
i like the nasa part, and who cares if it is not your idea! hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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March 26th
nice make more look at my comics im kg3vdnep
March 25th
Yay! This is the second bitstrip thats most recent comment was today!. By the way, I'm Ben Storm, And I suggest that you all take a look at my new series Storm daily. P.S. It is like Mint Corners.
March 24th
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that is so funny!
March 24th
hahaha I would be mad!!! check out my halarious comics!!!
March 24th
Lol i would probubly be mad too if i was her lol!
March 24th
This was hilarious! Good stuff! Iluv ur comics Thomasilly!
March 23rd
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March 23rd
ROFLMAO
March 23rd
This is amazing/brilliant! I love your strips Thomasilly!
March 23rd
*LMMFAO*
March 23rd
Sorry, I was tired when I made this, so I forgot to tell you this is from that great site notalwaysright.com!
March 23rd