my true identity is that which shall be kept with a select
few people. you know who you are. but if you'd like, you
may call me ryan.
in terms of height, i'm comparatively average
on the side of tall. i believe i may be somewhere
right around six feet. i'm 16 at the moment. as you guys
already know, i'm a soulless ginger and proud of it. many
people say i have a mullet, but it's just pretty much this
great shaggy mess, in all honesty. but i love it. i have blue
eyes so pale you could call them gray, but look to the
center and an amber tone appears. i've a wide array of
freckles that dot my entire upper body and some of my legs.
on my face, hardly any of my facial hair is visible, which
is a curse that all ginger guys have. it's extremely thin. but
i've a bit of hair on my arms and legs. i also have very wide
shoulders and a thick neck and torso. the doctors tell me
how overweight i am, but that's largely due to my frame, and
not a fat/muscle ratio. believe me, i'm a lot stronger than
they think i am.
i'm a wearer mainly of black and white, and any paler
tones. i'm very interested in the look of more late-80s
early 90s industrial-goth and grunge looks, but i
don't personally wear much of it, besides having a few
flannel shirts, boot-cut jeans, lots of belts, and
combat boots i borrow from time to time.
i'm a resident of southeast michigan on a farm, where i
work for nearly every day from may until october. i've
got a little bit of depression, but i still have a
comparatively calm life outside of school.
that and the fact that it's morbidly boring.
the real me
the real me
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Dude, Ginger's have the strongest souls of all.
July 11th
Gingers DO have souls.
July 11th
Great description. I can actually picture what i think you look like in my head.
July 11th
I second Ogre. You're a great writer. I love the phrase "morbidly boring."
July 11th
I like your writing, and the interesting way you tell us about your self. i was raised on a farm and really loved that life.
July 9th