okay, okay. let me
get this straight...
you're dating this one girl, but you're hooking up with her roommate on a now sem-regular
basis?
i know it sounds impossible,
but the math speaks for itself.
the girl works at the coffee
shop below her apartment, much
like the beloved white people masterpiece
Friends. after our dates, she goes upstairs and
i get in line for a coffee.
by this time, her roommate has returned
from that other great white people pastime,
yoga. we then go back to my apartment, do
the dirty-dirty. she then walks back to the
apartment, and i lie in my bed, staring wistfully
at the cieling, with a boyish, knowing smile
on my face.
Regular
Speech
i think i can float down this river until
at least September.
what happens
in September?
i'll probably let something
slip to one of the girls
and then everything will explode
in a mushroom cloud of
betrayal, sadness and hateful
facebook statuses.
but hey man, that's September!
we could be living in a post-apocalyptic
wasteland by then.
then i could
be like, "girls
please, i know
we've had our
differences, but
none of that
matters now, we
need to protect
ourselves from
the pig zombies!"
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You never know.... *oink*
July 11th
pig zombies !!!!!!!!!!!!
July 11th
lol
July 11th
Pig zombies? Will the earth turn into the Nether? And will everything be constructed out of perfect 1m x 1m x 1m blocks?
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