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Jan and luke thank you so
much for watching Baby snookems
for us tonight. Charlie and
I really need a break.
We are happy to, It
will give us practice for
when we have a baby.
Is there anything
we should know?
Well, there are plenty of huggies
in the closet. And if he cries it
means he's hungry. And don't worry
about how much to feed him. He will
stop when he's had enough.
oh my god luke, I almost died
when I saw him. Is this not the
ugliest baby you have ever seen.
yeah, he has been whacked
by the ugly stick pretty hard.
but maybe you shouldn't say it.
You could hurt his feelings.
Don't be silly Luke. He can't
understand us. As long as you smile and talk in baby
talk. They love you.
Aren't you just the
ugliest little troll? Yes
you are, yes you are!
bitch.
See? Now you
have upset him.
WAAAAH!
he's just hungry.
Get him some
crushed carrots.
Do you feel better
my tiny gargoyle?
waaaaH!
waaaaH!
Still hungry mr. porky?
luke get the apple sauce.
ok, you troglodyte,
you have to be full now.
waaaaH!
Finally you shut up! I never
knew a baby could eat so
much. You know being fat and
ugly is not going to get
you any girls.
An hour later...
locked
and loaded!
Oh great, now the
little monster has
gone and done a do do.
Go get a huggie.
poot!
god this stinks!
how did all that
fit inside him?
There, all nice and clean.
I think it's time for someone
to get a little ugly sleep
poot!
Not again!
poot!
10 minutes later
AH! HA! HA!
poot!
15 minutes later
sweet
revenge!
poot!
20 minutes later
Fucking stop it you little
shit machine! Luke I can't take
it anymore I think I am
gong to be sick. promise me
luke that we will
never have kids!
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panel 5
Nov 18th
This has to be my favorite episode on this series!!!!
Nov 5th
..... Ogre, can I disagree with you? I'm not able to think that my sweet kid's daily "gift" smells like a spring's flowery meadow..... For Vast: ROTFL!!!!!! and LKF.
Sep 11th
So true...but it's usually only other peoples kids that smell... my sweet little one was perfect and smelled like fresh flowers....cough cough
August 4th
August 4th
Good Kid!
August 2nd
Uh oh.
August 2nd
It's hard to a new genre on BS, but you're breaking ground.
August 2nd
I don't know who to sympathize with more ... diapers are nasty business.
August 2nd
He'll still be doing this in college.
August 2nd