I called A dishwasher Because im an easy girl?

I called the women/man in my life and that made my pleasure

I vomited on a chicken because i'm an easy girl. Woah !

I jumped on Madonna and it was cool....

i licked a rat because i saw it on tv

I Got: I Hit A Vacuum Cleaner And It Was Cool.

i got: i licked my worst enemy cuz i was desperate

I called a bottle of whiskey because I was drunk....

I vomited on a dishwasher and that made my pleasure...

I called a poodle because I'm an easy girl.

or S

The worst would be December 2nd E

i have getting drunk with homer simpson because i'm a sado/maso what i'm only ten

i called an eye because i was drunk? that makes me sound drunk......

I fought with an eye because I was drugged.

I fought with Jack Sparrow and I am proud of it?? But me love Johnny Depp me no neva fight himz!!!

i spat on your bed because i was drugged

I played doctor with an elephant for money. You can't deny my epicness.

I jumped on an elephant and it was cool.

I vomited on my left foot because I am a sado/maso.... sounds legit

i licked a homer simpson because i was drunk

i hit my father and i'm proud of it

Apparently I played doctor with the corpse of micheal jackson because thats what i wanted...

i got naked infront of a vaccum cleaner but who can prove it

I have getting drunk with a vacuum cleaner and that made my pleasure..WHAT?

I called a Chicken and I got bored

my brothers friend that is a boy is . i kissed zack effron and it wasnt that bad.

My mom's: Spat on her dentist because she's an easy girl(not).

My bro's: Vomited on his left foot and he got bored.

My dad's: Played doctor with the corpse of Michael Jackeon because he was desperate...

*effron

Frebruary,3, R wouldn't be surprising... or Z

So I vomited on Zac Effront (SCORE!) because I'm sado... it makes more sense...

Sadist/Masochist

what's sado/maso?

i licked my enemy becausze i was desperate

You "liked" or you "licked"?...

i liked a power pole and it was cool.

i have getting drunk with a power pole and i have no regrets. what the f?

February > 9 > A

I licked a book because I was drugged

I spat on a cow and you know the rest... http://www.b
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I called Zac Effron becaues that's what I wanted?

I hit my left foot and I have no regrets.

I have getting drunk with Jack Sparrow because that's what I wanted.

OOPS!

OMG ONE OF MY FRIENDS: I KISSED MY EX AND IT WAS FUN!

* The "With" is under the February, Kitten...

I have getting drunk an elephant and you know the rest...

I got naked in front of Zac Effron because i was drunk.

I vomited on my dentist and I'm proud of it.

I spat on my hairdresser because thats what I wanted. Now to play this game.

I licked a vacuum cleaner because I was drugged.Sounds legit,lol.

...I kissed a cow because I was desperate?

I licked home simpson but who can prove it?

I hit a dishwasher and I am proud of it.

my friend's: I kissed a chicken becasue I was drugged

I fought with my ex abd I WILL DO IT AGAIN WHENEVER YOU WANT

i licked a cow because i was drugged

I spat on a cow and you know the rest...