Herro everybodee.
I am Nicore Chaaan.
I will tesh you how
to do duh kung-fu.
If you find dis
offensive, I suggest
you to fack off.
Did you know?
Mollz is part
asian.
Duh firsh ting I
wirr tesh you is
duh kung-kick. It
tis very har. So I
suggest you wash
very crosrey.
Bend yo shelf
back with duh fish
rike dis and hord up
yo reg.
Den kick dur reg
out and make very
intimirating noish.
RAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Now I tesh you how
tur smesh duh woord.
Mak shurr dat duh
woord ish froating
in duh air.
den yuh doo
dis.
An duh woord
smas fo youu.
Now I tesh youuu
how duh meritate.
Mak duh finguh rike
dis and cross yuh
regs.
Crose yo eyesssss . . .
And duh rice
wirr come tuh
youuu . . .
End!
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I love it when people are capable of making fun of their backgrounds.
April 14th
The first thing I thought of when I saw the mispelt ingrish was 'Nicole must be related to the swedish chef.'.
Feb 24th
Ishall do thish in PE class. Thanks you.
Jan 9th
the rice shall be mine...
Dec 20th
dis herp me su much tank yuh
Dec 2nd
thx now i can du it
Sep 9th
Nuuuuuuu Rice on her head!
Sep 8th
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Sep 7th
No, datsh not how yo meritate. Yo do wat you shaid, but yo put da salt on yo rice.
August 28th
Priceless.
August 21st
August 17th
its okay but its kind of lame...
August 12th
KARATEEEEEEEEEEEEE
August 11th
hahaha yay
August 11th
so ronery
August 11th
Now eat duh riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
August 11th
Aw yeah. Now Imma show off mah skills to everybody at school and they'll be jellin' fer sherr.
August 11th
Tesh me howsh to kuuung fuuuuuuuuu fighter.
August 11th
DUH RIIISSE NO COME TUH MEE!!!
August 11th
OHMYGOD AND I DIDN'T EVEN ASK. THANKS SO MUCH MOLLZ. AND WTF MY ENGUSH ISH SU ACCENTUD.
August 11th
Yeah but if my friend meditates (sp) for 2 hours she can transport! Beat that!
August 10th
August 10th
ohemgee lol. LKF.
August 10th
August 10th
LOLWUT?
August 10th
RICEEEEEEE.
August 10th